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{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}

{"fact":"The way you treat kittens in the early stages of it's life will render it's personality traits later in life.","length":109}

{"slip": { "id": 119, "advice": "Don't assume anything is possible or impossible until you've asked the people who will be doing the work."}}

{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}

{"slip": { "id": 9, "advice": "True happiness always resides in the quest."}}

{"fact":"Isaac Newton invented the cat flap. Newton was experimenting in a pitch-black room. Spithead, one of his cats, kept opening the door and wrecking his experiment. The cat flap kept both Newton and Spithead happy.","length":211}

{"slip": { "id": 222, "advice": "Respect other people's opinions, even when they differ from your own."}}

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